We can't have a boat either.

Although there are members of the family who have access to fancy boats. Also this guy we are chasing actually exists. He just shows up every once in a while speeds around like a tool and blasts Nickleback. I dislike him.
The song being played by us is from Fred Penner's "Story of Blunder" it's the Goblin Song.
G-O-B-L-I-N GGG-GOBLIN!