Thursday, 27 November 2014

I am The Bat: Part 2























Batty, batty, batty, batty bat! 1, 2, 3 count!
Oh, if you couldn't tell, the bat followed the scent of fresh air out the door. He was having problems with his reflection in the windows, we think. He landed for a few seconds and then figured it out.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

I am The Bat: Part 1























Erin's never been on good terms with rodents. I, however, kept talking to the bat like a complete idiot and kept calling it 'buddy', like it was a small child who could understand me. My first reaction to cute, fuzzy animals is "MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!" which is quickly overpowered by my voice of reason, that tells me all that is wrong with my initial assumption.
My 'happy reaction' obviously doesn't apply to insects that flutter in my face.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Healthcare Tips

Well, he's not far off. He also told me that you need to drink warm apple juice to help get rid of them.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Life Lesson?

There is a life lesson in there I know it!
Personally, I was always too scared to go down those fire poles, there was always that huge gap between the playground and the pole I just couldn't trust. My nephew Jack doesn't seem to have that problem.

Monday, 17 November 2014

Things That Go Bump in the Night




























You can tell this is a fictional story because I am willingly dancing instead of cussing at being woken up and scared for nothing. I have been known to prowl the house at night with a bit of 2 X 4 though!

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Artificially Flavored




















No child will mistake THOSE for candy!
They did do their job though.

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Let Sleeping Donna's Lie

True story.
Also, I don't know why, but the site won't let me make this image any larger without making it blurry. I'll see what I can do, but it may have to stay this size for a bit. Lame.

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Location, Location, Location!

For those of you who don't read comics or haven't been watching the new Flash series, Captain Cold is one of the big baddies that fights The Flash. It occurred to me that his skills with a freeze gun wouldn't necessarily work as effectively against people if he lived here, where the weather ices things naturally.

Thursday, 6 November 2014

The Rabbit and the Rain





















I don't remember the old Rabbit ever running. I just remember it sitting in the driveway, all four tires flat, hadn't worked in years, and using it as a fort. It was awesome. Except if there was a spider in it. Then it was terrifying!

Monday, 3 November 2014

Mind = Blown!

Ah youth, when their little minds are easily blown, and they learn imagination isn't something that has limits. And that their Aunt is a great big goof!